Tormenting the Super-Size Gadget Freak

Now, I realise that those of you who use blog comments such as these to spread your worthless spam are not the cleverest people on the face of the planet. So, I thought I'd make it clear that you're wasting your time posting your pointless garbage here. Quite simply, it will never be published. Thankfully, unlike yourselves, I'm blessed with an inherent ability to identify irrelevant content and it's every bit as easy for me to toss your contribution into the virtual waste bin as it is to publish it. So, guess what? Unless your comments are relevant (and I mean, really relevant, not some thinly veiled attempt to get me to link to your site) they're never going to appear on here. So, they're never go to appear in a search engine, never going to boost your customer's Google page rank and never going to achieve anything in terms of Search Engine Optimisation. Please, practice being a parasite elsewhere. Oh, and I'm confident that my genuine readers are perfectly well endowed and enjoy a full and healthy lifestyle without help from you. Thanks for reading.